Welcome to the only online website where peaches are considered invertabrates!!! O.o (Random)
Hello people! WELCOME to PeachToes.com. The only completely random website, where slicing a banana with a stop sign and eating peanut butter and fries atop the Palm trees of the Spice islands is a normal, everyday thing. You may think the creators of this website (who are only known as the purple tomatoes) are mentally corrupted freaks but you are... WRONG! We are actually well socialized,and educated freaks who are filled with nothing but AWESOMENESS!!! haha, anyway...i'd advise you to take a nap now because you'll need your energy for the hilarously, stupid, cheesy jokes that are coming your way. Trust me, they're lameness will make you laugh!
